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22

Apr


A classic.

A classic.

21

Apr

moriarty:

thepartyponies:

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

"Hail Hydra"

"if i dont make eye contact he isnt there"

stoic-and-brave:

yuleshootyouryeout:

about 2 weeks ago i was working on a history paper and it was around 2 am and i was hungry so i went to the pantry to get some food and i found a bag of tortilla chips but they were really big chips so i broke one in half and for some reason i thought the noise was hilarious so i kept breaking them in half and that is the story of how my parents found me on the floor of the pantry crying hysterically surrounded by tortilla chips at 2 am

Finals.

the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

(Source: swarnpert)

20

Apr

citizen:
it's a bird!
citizen:
it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman:
it's a metaphor

(Source: robxwhite)

hahahahaha this cracks me up every time, he looked so lost

yeah it’s a hard language sorry

(Source: tomhazeldine)

I shall continue to exist. I may assume other disguises, other forms, but I shall try to exist.
Vladimir Nabokov, Pale Fire. (via moriarty)

19

Apr

thestellarseacow:

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.


I am so happy someone else did the whole Roman prostitute thing… I was about to say it myself. Oh also the only Roman women who wore Togas were prostitutes.

thestellarseacow:

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

I am so happy someone else did the whole Roman prostitute thing… I was about to say it myself. Oh also the only Roman women who wore Togas were prostitutes.

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm)

leafwhirlwind:

I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND 

(Source: bauks)